I personally think the Harry Potter movies would’ve been much better if Sirius Black was just a serious black guy who took everything seriously, never smiled, and was played by Idris Elba.
Ultimate Spider-Man - Guardians of the Galaxy
So this snake can kill you and it looks this good doing it- I want to be this snake
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When you’re almost dead in a game but somehow you managed to survive until the next level
i feel this
That’s why I have always been timid about sitting on someone’s face. I’m a thick girl. You need air to breathe. I’m not being the cause of anyone’s death. Imagine your obituary, “Died at 9:09 pm from suffocation of ass.” And your family members at the funeral glaring at me. No thank you.
I also have my qualms about it, but at this point… my curiosity outweighs anything else that would give me pause. If he says he can handle it, then by golly, that’s what the fuck he’s gonna have to do ‘cause I’m mounting that face.
Who do I talk to about getting “MOUNT DIS FACE” mass produced on T-shirts, hats and whatever else Spencer’s gifts pushes?
Tay Eats Butt: The Six: Ep. 4 - @dormtainment
I don’t get the ass fascination but to each their own
Deadpool and Rocket Raccoon by Ken Lashley *