YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY
those mutual follows where you’ve never spoken but you quietly reblog things from each other every now and then
my dick aint small its compact. lightweight. efficient. like a sports car. you think I have time to carry a huge dick everywhere I go? in 2013? wrong, my penis is the way of the future
that “ooooooh” as he slides in for the first time
yes exactly what i was referring to thanks
Just the tip
I LITERALLY JUST SPIT WATER ALL OVER MY SCREEN
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When you clear all preconceived notions about yourself and take a real good look in the mirror and I’m not talking about “here’s what’s good and bad about me social profile” type stuff, I mean a thorough deconstruction and understanding about yourself - you’ll be surprised at what you might learn about yourself and likely learn about people in your life…
But its a scary process, you might not come out on top and you may not be prepared for what you may find…. so proceed with caution…
Mama Fury on waking up the Avengers.
i am tony stark
I heard this in Samuel L. Jackson’s voice.
Especially the last one.