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my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

I'm late, but still holding you to answering any anon. What is the sexiest thing that's ever happened during a sexual experience? Also, most embarrassing?

I think the sexiest think to happen was the 1st I received head, I let her know “I’m about to cum!” (I don’t wanna ruin my 1st time getting head by cumming in a girls mouth who doesn’t like that WITHOUT WARNING) so the second I say it I hear her under her breath say “Oh I know boo” and she kicks it into overdrive! I didn’t even recognize my thing when I got back home lol

most embarrassing……….I was too eager to go down on this girl was not trying to help me out on her positioning on this awkward height bed she had and after about 30 seconds of lickin I pulled something in my neck and had to stop lol 

me and bae having sex
bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
me: put a quarter in the swear jar

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